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[content for a faux flyer promoting an imagined event (and slightly despairing over the previous use of Pollackpolooza, hence the second choice reference)]
An event celebrating men, their accomplishments and their nurturing souls.
[graphic displayed here --What would be perfect is a photo (or drawing) of a guy in a jock strap holding an open book in one hand and a guitar in the other. Can you get Mike to do it?]
Along with amazing musical and literary performances from top male artists, there will be seminars and workshops for both men and women, about men. Scheduled to perform is the obvious headliner, the Greatest Living American Writer and world-renowned Rock Icon Neal Pollack, with special guests:
Performers we would have invited had they been alive:
We're investigating the feasibility of a special panel seance.
Men's Seminars [tentatively]:
Men's workshops [tentatively]:
Women's seminars [tentatively]:
Women's workshops [tentatively]:
Panel Discussion, both men and women welcome, titled: "Knowing Your Penis."
[Panelists not confirmed but may include a Viagra representative, Trojan representative, Spiritualist/Psychic, female escort and one or more porn stars]
[Date not yet determined, entertainment and speakers still under negotiation.]